A Brooklyn tech columnist laments sky high home prices in a bitter diatribe. It sounds like she’s hoping the housing market crashes.

• • A Brooklyn tech columnist says, Millennials love Zillow because theyll never own a home. Her article brims with whining and resentment.
  • In it she says 2008s housing market crash ripped the facade off the lie we called the American dream. Does she want to try Russia?
  • She and the other millennials she interviewed love to browse Zillow to fantasize about houses they cant afford.

A recent article for tech and science vertical oneZero made the rounds on Medium last week. The author writes about millennials despairing of the expensive housing market.
She says broke millennials are taking refuge in a digital fantasy world. Real estate apps and Instagram are a soothing balm for the pain of being stuck renting.
But as homeownership becomes less of a reality and more of an illusion, many of us resort to merely imagining ourselves in our own homes via the internet.
She goes on:
Websites like Zillow, StreetEasy, and Realtor.com or real estate-dedicated Instagram accounts like @circahouses or @cheapoldhouses allow many of us to daydream about the security and stability that we could have if we could buy a home.
Already a little sad, the article takes a dark turn from there.
Extreme Housing Market Entitlement
Want to take a terrifying look inside the mind (of at least a sizable minority) of Bernie Sanders supporters? Read this quote in the article, given by Laura, a digital strategist in New York. This is a paragon of millennial entitlement:
The only thing that makes me feel less mad about all the pretty houses I walk by that I look up to see I cant afford is how fugly the interiors are via StreetEasy.
When I see an interesting-looking building, I always look it up. I want to know how much its worth and how much it has appreciated over time. But also to see what ugly a** s*** the current owners have done with the inside.
Laura seamlessly transitions from fantasizing about being a homeowner to hating on homeowners because shes not one. Greed is not good. Wall Street greed fueled the bubble that led to the 2008 housing market crash.
But this is greed with something extra. Its envy, which is even worse than greed. She doesnt just want the house, she despises the person who has it. And puts worth in scare quotes, like she thinks another housing crash would serve them right.
In August, someone suggested on the Wall Street Bets subreddit that the middle class should hope the housing market crashes. CNN describes the forum as a gathering for people who lose hundreds of dollars in day and brag about it. It has nearly 800,000 degenerates (subscribers). A lot of the commenters pushed back. But some agreed:
I have a slew of friends that were in their early 20s that got houses around $100k that are now upwards of $500k. The true middle class won big time.
The middle class still hasnt completely recovered from the Great Recession.
Millennial Entitlement and Envy
Source: Twitter
The rest of the oneZero article is shockingly bleak. It reads like the dreary laments on incel forums. Incels are an Internet subculture of mostly young men who claim to be involuntary celibates. They believe love is out of reach for them and theyve given up on trying. Its not them, its society or the system thats stacked against them.
The millennials in this article seem to consider themselves inrens, involuntary renters. (You heard the term here first.) The author writes:
Either way, its clear that inequality is having negative effects on millennials mental health. And homeownership the marker of financial and personal success in American society is a big part of that.
But what if she has cause and effect reversed? What if millennials mental health is having a negative effect on their housing market prospects? If some of them worked more and spent less time online daydreaming and complaining, maybe they could save up to live in that dream house for real. Encouragingly, the writer even suggests this:
the hours many of us spend staring at Zillow listings and dreaming about purchasing one might even be setting us back from achieving it.
Not all millennials are broke.
In 2018, a Bank of America survey found 1 in 6 millennials have saved $100,000. And having serious student loan debt doesnt mean the housing market is forever out of reach. A 31-year-old recently paid off her $30,000 student debt, on a $37,000 salary in 2.5 years. A 32-year-old just finished paying off her $100,000 student debt in six years.
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This article was edited by Sam Bourgi.
Last modified: January 26, 2020 3:52 PM UTC