Lady Colin Campbell promises to “reveal all” in her new Meghan Markle bio. But her “tell all” promises to just “tell all lies.”

• Lady Colin Campbell is writing a tell-all book about Meghan Markle & Prince Harry.
• She promises to tell the real story.
• But does Campbell even know what that is?

Lady Colin Campbell is a royal gossip-mongers dream come true.
Today, she revealed that shes writing a tell-all book about the rebel royals, Prince Harry & Meghan Markle.
Campbell claims that her book will hold nothing back and give readers the real story about these irascible brats who sullied the good Windsor name.
Naturally, the tabloid press is frothing at the mouth at the mere thought of it.
Source: Twitter
The self-proclaimed aristocrat teases that she had the full cooperation of the Markle family. She even had them stay over.
Isnt that charming?
Lady Colin Campbell Isnt Defending A Noble Name
Contrary to the belief that Lady Colin Campbell is writing the Windsor equivalent of War & Peace, shes more likely writing Grimms Fairy Tales.
We get it: Fleet Street doesnt like Meghan Markle.
Its partly because shes American. Its partly because shes extroverted. And its more than partly because shes half-Black.
The British press sniffs that Markle somehow sullied the good Windsor name.
But this same British press forgets the infamous let me be your tampon incident with Prince Charles. It turns a blind eye to the infamous toe-sucking incident with Sarah, Duchess of York. It forgets the disgraceful, overt racism of Princess Michael of Kent. And it really forgets the curious friendship between Prince Andrew and convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.
This is to say nothing of Prince Williams rumored dalliances with other women behind the future Queens back. And this is really to say nothing of Prince Harrys drunken escapades and past fondness for Nazi costumes.
Lady Colin Campbell sees herself as a valiant defender of the good Windsor name. But the Windsors are the royal equivalent of the Kardashians financially and socially.
Meghan Markle & Her Family Arent the Best Sources
Lady Colin Campbell brags that she got the cooperation of the Markles to write this exclusive tell-all. But thats not saying much.
For one, the Markles are infamously fractured. Thomas Markle Meghans father is a proven liar who runs to the British tabloids for a quick buck. Meghans half-siblings are combative & referred to her mother, Doria Ragland, with derogatory terms.
Secondly, Campbell is not exactly a reliable royal biographer. She was rightly lambasted for her exaggerated portrayal of The Queen Mother. And while some of her statements in her Princess Diana biography proved factual, Diana in Private proved to be mostly salacious gossip.
And Lady Colin Campbell Is A Bit Of A Mess
The Windsors are indeed a royal mess. Its also true that Lady Colin Campbell is a royal mess, too.
On the surface, its a match made in heaven. Or hell.
But if you look a little closer, its also a sign that this tell-all will be nothing but gossip and smears.
For one, Campbell has said that the #MeToo movement doesnt let men be men. Shes also defended Prince Andrews friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. Shes even said that Epstein was right in what he did and that theres a difference between a minor and a child.
It sounds like this tell-all biography by Lady Colin Campbell will be nothing more than gossip-mongering at its finest.
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This article was edited by Aaron Weaver.