- Taylor Swift hasnt changed at all, despite what she wants to think.
- She didnt rock the country music boat when she rode it to riches and fame. Now she doesnt want to rock the more lucrative Top 40 boat.
- That would be fine if she werent so self-absorbed. But shes patting herself on the back in Miss Americana like shes Rosa Parks.
The trailer for Miss Americana makes it clear that Taylor Swift is trying to reinvent herself as a political activist.
David Letterman predicted this moment in Taylor Swifts career years ago. She once said on his show:
I feel like at 22, its my right to vote, but its not my right to tell other people what to do.
Then Letterman proved hes among the prophets when he replied:
But as you grow older, youll realize that the dumb people around you are growing in number. And so youll have to tell them what to do.
Taylor Swift wants to believe or wants her fans to believe that she cares about politics more than she cares about her songs and music career.
But its an awfully suspicious coincidence that Swift waited until she was no longer broke to get woke. And that shes certainly picking the side that will keep her in the Top 40 and Hollywood entertainment industrys good graces.
Why Is Taylor Swift Playing the Victim?
Taylor Swift waited until it was convenient to go woke. | Source: Jamie Lamor Thompson/Shutterstock.com
The trailer for her upcoming Netflix documentary, Miss Americana, opens with this melodramatic voiceover:
Throughout my whole career, label executives would just say: A nice girl doesnt force their opinions on people. A nice girl smiles and waves and says thank you. I became the person everyone wanted me to be.
Is Taylor Swift, one of the luckiest, most fortunate people to ever live, actually trying to get fans to feel sorry for her?
She makes it sound like she agreed to some kind of sinister, Faustian bargain. Imagine some ruthless corporate industry executive billowing cigar smoke in a lavish boardroom. He tempts a wide-eyed young Swift:
I can give you everything you ever wanted. Wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Millions of people will adore and worship you. The entire world will treasure your words and your voice.
But Swift is incredulous. She answers:
What will I have to give up in return?
The recording bigwigs mouth twists into a devious grin.
You have to be nice. And smile.
Then he does an evil villain laugh.
Swift actually starts off the Miss Americana trailer like this. With a pity party over that bargain. But dont expect her to give back the millions and mansions it made her.
And I dont believe for a second that Taylor Swift doesnt actually just like to smile.
Miss Americana Looks Super Fake
Unfortunately for Taylor Swift, you cant CGI political relevance. | via GIPHY
This documentary is supposed to chronicle Taylor Swifts bold foray into political activism. It portrays her 2018 endorsement of a Democratic Senate candidate in red-state Tennessee as a huge career risk. Her possible Dixie Chicks moment.
But it wasnt like that at all.
The Chicks didnt endorse a respectable governor who was running for Senate. They said they were ashamed of the president, right before a war, on foreign soil, a year-and-a-half after 9/11. Now that took courage.
Even Hillary Clinton supported the Iraq War. The Dixie Chicks staked out some truly controversial political ground. It was a very unpopular opinion that mattered to them. They went full Colin Kaepernick and sacrificed everything.
Taylor Swifts political awakening didnt take any real courage. | Source: JStone/Shutterstock.com
Taylor Swift wants us to admire her bravery for boldly going on the record as opposed to violence against women and kicking gay people out of restaurants.
This wasnt courageous in 2018. Swift waited even longer to back the LGBT community than johnny-come-latelies Barack Obama (2012) and Hillary Clinton (2013).
Taylor Swifts attempt at reinventing herself is a mistake. Because shes already perfect the way she is. Swift makes some sweet ear candy. Bless her heart, shes had more success at it than anyone gets to have at anything. Why isnt that enough?
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This article was edited by Josiah Wilmoth.